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"Big 'B'....small 'O'...OoOoh! I'm getting good at this writing business!"
...and he turned water into red wine, for he is Bono the Almighty.
Bono: "...it's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A....if only I didn't have to hold this mic and I could do it properly!"
Bono: "I understand Mel, but there's nothing I can do mate, Larry wants his T-shirt back NOW!"
The Edge quieted Larry as he entered the room. "Shhh...Bono's working on a melody."
Bono's thoughts: "Hmmm...cheese and tomato...or pepperoni? Ohhh what topping to have?!?"
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...and as he hummed the "Mission Impossible Theme" to himself, Bono pretended that he was a secret agent carrying important documents..and not just Ali's shopping list!
Bono was disgusted when the old man licked his finger to wipe off the dirty mark on Bono's chin...
Bono: "For godssakes man! I'm a rock star, it's just not done!"
Bono's place after the mother of all parties:
"Ali's gonna roast me for this one!"
"I'm sorry...what? What was that?...Watch out for..? I can't hear you. Watch out for the giant cherry about to roll over me and crush all the bones in my body? Where? AHHHHHHHH!!!" <splat>
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<Bono slaps himself on the head>
"Think Bono think! There must be ONE word that rhymes with 'orange'!"
Bono: "Hey there (your name here). I didn't know you were gonna be here!"
Bono: "And it's THIS big!"
Other guys: "Woah!"
"Woah! Back off until you get a breath mint, my friend!"
Teacher: "Ok..now, hands up! Who knows what the answer to 2+2 is?"
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